Just last year the Congressional Budget Office (CBO) released a report licentiously entitled “Trends in the Distribution of Household Income Between 1979 and 2007.” Now, the CBO is the very entity to which Congress itself appointed all economic analysis and budget score keeping, and which is generally regarded as nonpartisan and above-the-board objective. The report revealed some rather damning “trends,” not least of which is that the 1 percent of the population with the highest income saw their after-tax household income grow by 275 percent, while the 20 percent of the population with the lowest income saw theirs spittle at 18 percent. Indeed, while 99 percent of the American households saw their total market income decrease – cash wages, salaries, capital gains, etc. – the rich 1 percent actually saw theirs double. Read the rest of this entry »
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Maksing Mitsakes [sic]
Oh, Mitt. Buddy, just stop. No, really. Do yourself a favor and just drop out. Do us all that favor. I gotta break it to you: nobody likes you, man. Nobody. Just being honest. Look, maybe it’s not your fault… We all have bad days (though usually not week after week after week after week). But you, you take the cake, pal! How is it possible that you are so spectacularly incompetent!? Seriously. Newsflash: running for president is not rocket-science. You show up, smile, say little, kiss babies, and make empty promises. You eat a lot of bad food, take cat naps, and pander in the manner of a local yokel insert sports team or weather here as often as you can get away with it without coming off as cloyingly artificial and out of place. But you can’t even do this. You make Al Gore look like a hot-bodied rock star. Shit, even Rutherford B. Hayes would tell you to quit being such a tightass.
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What’s Good for the Golden Goose…Not So Much the Michigander
Pompous hypocrisy and opportunism go hand in glove — or mitt, if you prefer. In politics it is both a perk and a prerequisite. There’s almost no such thing as a good slogan, soundbites are so ubiquitously regurgitated the words become reduced to drivel (to say nothing of the sincerity of the sentiment), and either we throw ourselves to the thrall of Revival-like electioneering crusades at the expense of our better judgment and reason, or we close our ears to it like classically trained cynics (no less at our rational expense); we tune in or tune out the tinny prattle of campaign patois, depending on our preset dials. Along with the grandstanding, posturing, preening, and pandering, this is all to be expected. But there is a tenuous snapping point to a candidate’s inconsistencies stretched beyond the torque of mere contradiction when he becomes not merely a raving, flaming, laughable fraud, but something troublingly worse: a man with no meaning. Such is the rhetoric of Romney. Read the rest of this entry »